Wednesday, 26 June 2024

Glorious, Glorious MK

 This from one of our MK intellectuals:


'Breaking: The highly ethical and fastest-growing political Party in Africa, uMkhonto WeSizwe, under the magnificent leadership of His Excellency President Jacob Zuma, will not be attending parliament tomorrow to legitimize the unholy marriage between Ramaphosa's ANC and the Racist DA.

Rooted in a deep respect for the constitution and its citizens, the ethical MK party has firmly rejected the biased dismissal of the rigged elections by the IEC and Zondo. 

The glorious MK party hold 58 seats in parliament based on the rigged results, effectively without MK party's presence in parliament, the constitutional requirement of a minimum of 350 members is not met, rendering any parliamentary proceedings illegal under section 46 of the constitution. 

His Excellency President Zuma will soon address the nation to chart a path forward. The sole mission of the MK party is to rescue South Africa from the impending disaster of the ANC and DA's marriage from hell.

The exceptional tactician of our time, Dr Jacob Zuma, continues to lead from front. The Mk Party is not in this for self interest, parliament salary and so on, it is about rescuing our land and the dignity of all South Africans.'

And:

'You’d think you are having a nightmare when reading some of the rubbish from Thumaminamedia journalist. 

The propaganda machine is on full speed. 😅🚮🚮🚮

The Moses of today, His Excellency President Jacob Zuma. Under divine leadership,  President Zuma continues to fight enemies here and abroad for the economic freedom of ordinary South Africans. We know the West want SA out of BRICS, God and our ancestors have summoned Dr Zuma back from retirement to rescue SA. More strength to the founder of African BRICS, as we “Watch and Pray”; we continue to curse the rigged doomsday marriage of ANC and racist....'

Dear Prof Moya

Thank you for putting things into perspective.

Yes, I must say that whenever I need to look to examples of ethical and moral behaviour, there is but one direction in which to look, MK and its ethical leadership. John Maxwell once said that no organization can rise above its leader. If the leader is rated, say, five, the organization cannot be more than four. That must put MK up there in the firmament, among the stars.

I think with great gratitude of the many lessons in morality and ethics that I have learned from your great leader. The ones that mean the most to me are the following:

Never impregnate the daughter of a friend or a woman young enough to be your granddaughter.

When you are surrounded by more scandals than you've had breakfasts in your entire lifetime, it is time to step down quietly for the sake of the office and the country

When you are accused of unethical behaviour or transgression of the law, go to court soonest and face your accusers. Clear your great name. Do not drag out the case for years. That casts a shadow on your  reputation for integrity and morality. Of course,  that is barring continuous bouts of ill health and the presence of hostile malicious prosecutors. 

We all know of the great respect in which your leader holds the constitution and the judiciary. It's just Roman Dutch law that is a problem. I seem to recall that the constitutional court once ruled that the Great One had violated his oath of office, not upholding and defending the constitution. But let's not make much of little things, the way that the cunning WMC and Stratcom do.

I was on the point of voting for the DA. I read your beautifully constructed, objective, academically sound, adjective-rich argument above.  I then realized that the
 machiavellian DA have been pretending all along to provide good service and clean government, while harbouring in their serpent's bosoms, the deep and evil desire to bring back apartheid, colonialism and, for all we know, the feudal system. I promptly changed my vote to one for that ethical, glorious party, spearheaded by the ethical Chessmaster.  I had hope that we would sweep KZN and the country. Alas, by some trickery, witchcraft or all of the above, even the chess grandmaster was check mated by the forces of evil 

Nonetheless we shall fight on, with the great nine years as our inspiration. We shall trample down the repo rate and everything that stands in the way of the revolution
of ethical, moral government for the people, by the people.

Why should his Excellent Self legitimize that unholy marriage between the DA and the ANC?  It would be equivalent to encouraging sexual congress between older men (who should know better) and women of daughter  / granddaughter age.

Indeed, I fear that this new wildebeest government is but the first step in the thousand mile return journey to apartheid  and other abominable stuff.

I wait with bated breath for the Excellent One to address the nation on the way forward and the rescue plan to save us from the dark desires and intentions of the wildebeest conspirators. Our faith is in that excellent tactician and chess grandmaster. We have already seen the success of the parliamentary stay away gambit. And surely there is much more to come. After all, as you said, the higher powers would never have called a Great One out of retirement for nothing. Or just to sing the machine gun song, lovely and poignant though it is. I am sure that he has heard the voice from the burning bush, or burning factory or school. 

And he has responded as a Chosen One should. 

Yes, I too spit on that rigged doomsday marriage, as I would spit on sending rogues and buffoons to parliament, dodging the law, being willing to burn a country down for greed and ego, monstrous lies and self-delusion. I just mention those. In passing.

Thank goodness for the glorious, excellent, ethical, constitution-hugging, almost-sainted MK and its magnificent leader, in whom all these qualities are multiplied many times. 

Of course, I'm delighted to see that so many of your MPs are of unimpeachable character and reputation. Terrible if you had disgraced former judges and assorted dodgy characters in your ranks.

Yours in the struggle for excellent, ethical government and leadership.

Richard 


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Saturday, 1 June 2024

Moonwalking Malema

Dear Mr Malema 


I've always maintained that you are a great, misunderstood entertainer. I'm so glad that you have cleared that up. Too many people take you for a serious politician and some misguided souls even think that you are a statesman.

Your Michael Jackson allusion is remarkably on song.

Your have entertained us royally with your moonwalking, flip-flopping and shuffling.
Like Michael, your crotch grabbing (you told parliamentarians that you have them by the scrotum), shrieks and yelps, have kept us entranced.

“I'm not a regional leader. I'm international. I can walk into any country, you'll think Michael Jackson, the showstopper has arrived in the whole continent. So, you're telling me about Limpopo, what, what. What's that you want to reduce me to (Mogoboya Nelson) Ramodike and (King Patrick Ramaano) Mphephu,” he said. (Daily Sun)

People of Limpopo and Gauteng will be pleased to know that you don't care about them.   Of course, you meant that you care about South Africa as a whole, but those with white tendencies  and with nonsense in their pants (to quote one of your more profound utterances), will seize on that and blow it right out of context. Just as they did when you reportedly said that you would kill for Zuma. Meaning, of course, that you would die for him. Any sensible person would have made that deduction. I often use those words interchangeably myself. So do many other people. They are, after all, so similar in pronunciation and meaning.

As a matter of interest, would you still, in the words of the love song, catch a grenade for him? Or just stick to having Earl Grey and Romany Creams with him?

I read about these continent-shaking revelations in the Daily Sun. As they have been hunting zombies and tokoloshes with untiring zeal for many years, I find their reporting very credible. I am satisfied that there could be no bloody agent influences here.

With voting done and you perhaps left with not too much to do, it could well be the time to kick off that African dance tour. Followed, naturally, by a world tour. Your adoring fans must be in a fever of impatience and expectation. 

I am ready to assist (at discounted tender rates) and will be delighted to see the back of you. I mean, of course, as you moonwalk off into the African dusk. That's all I mean.

I suggest that you kick off with 'Black or White'.

Yours in the struggle for quality entertainment.


Richard 


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