The Silence Of The Wolves

Dear South African Politicians 

It's unnerving when you are so quiet.

There's a fearful waiting for the other jackboot to drop.

I'm sure you know the Afrikaans saying: 'Stille water, diepe grond

Onder draai die duiwel rond'.

Mr Malema bounced from the school grounds to the international stage with a fiery attack on France. Macron is still recovering from a nervous breakdown. I bet Boris Johnson  and Joe Biden are quaking, as they wonder who's next. Go for it, sir. The old age homes can wait. You should also have a go at Ukraine for deliberately getting in the way of Russian tanks. The bloody cheek of it.

Mr Mthethwa, with the brilliance of a dying supernova, flagged the need for an inspirational monument. That doesn't seem to be working, May I suggest something that we can all solidly identify with? Something that truly captures and memorializes our struggles, in recent times, to be free.  I propose a gigantic pit toilet monument, with an honour guard of terracotta members of parliament. We could call it 'The Forbidden Privy'. Why should the Chinese have all the fun?

Please give us some forewarning of what you plan to do next. Experience tells us that it's unlikely to have us dancing in the streets (unless in protest). To allow South Africans an opportunity to fortify themselves with a stiff drink or herbal infusion of choice,  I suggest a roster along the lines of:

Tuesday: President to deliver inconsequential speech

Wednesday: Ms Duarte to make baffling pronouncement 

Thursday: ANC spokesperson to make incomprehensible speech

Friday: Mr Mantashe to attack target chosen from list below

Saturday: Open mic session featuring Mr Mbalula and others

Following week: Opportunity for all remaining MPs, provincial and municipal representatives and forgotten politicians to express horror, shock, indignation or delight, but otherwise leave no mark of their passing.

Yours in the struggle to cope.

Richard 

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