Nifty Ways To Loot Your Country

Nifty Ways to Loot Your Country

Tune of 'Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover 

The problem is all about your debt he said to me
The answer is easy if you connect politically
You didn't struggle to be poor but to be free
There are some nifty ways to loot your country

He said, “There's public money easily accrued
Furthermore, you can be sure
You won't be jailed or even sued
So I’ll repeat the theme
How to siphon off the cream

There are some nifty ways
To loot  your country
Nifty ways to loot your country ”
Keep the tenders on track, Jack
Bribe the main man, Stan
You can redeploy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the BEE bus, Gus
You don’t need to explain much
Join the ANC, Lee
And get yourself free
Keep the tenders on track, Jack
Bribe the main man, Stan
You can redeploy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the BEE bus, Gus
You don’t need to explain much
Join the ANC, Lee
And get yourself free

He said it grieves me so
To see you in a mess
But here's what you can do to guarantee success
I said, “I appreciate that
And would you please explain
About the nifty ways?”

He said why don't we be both just call some friends tonight
And in the morning I believe we'll have it all locked up tight
And then we called them and I realized he probably was right
About the nifty ways to loot your country
Nifty ways to loot your country

Keep the tenders on track, Jack
Bribe the main man, Stan
You can redeploy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the BEE bus, Gus
You don’t need to explain much
Join the ANC, Lee
And get yourself free
Keep the tenders on track, Jack
Bribe the main man, Stan
You can redeploy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the BEE bus, Gus
You don’t need to explain much
Join the ANC, Lee
And get yourself free

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