There is something to be said for staying off social media after imbibing copious quantities of strong beverage. Or inhaling substances that induce hallucinations. I am not suggesting that the writer of the tweet below did any such thing. Just a sudden epiphany I felt duty-bound to share.
'South Africa will be built by the ANC that is led by RET forces and a strong opposition from the EFF and ATM,we will see true development of our country where radical economic transformation will be implemented ,where all people will live better.'
This is the ANC that has brought South Africa to her knees? The ANC that gutted everything in sight with the sublime skill of a taxidermist to the business born.
No, there must be another ANC somewhere. Wait, they will be led by the RET forces, a disciplined cadre with extensive experience in:
Litigation
Hurling insults
Horse and ass trading
Colourful threats and innuendo (meandos)
Fierce, intense loyalty to some of the most interesting characters ever to have trod the political stage anywhere.
Yes, this is wonderful news for South Africans stretched out on the rack designed by our innovative politicians.
I am sure that, like me, you spotted in that list the skills, qualities and the determined focus required to lift us out of the pit toilet.
Oh, joy. Energy woes, corruption, racial strife, rampant crime, economic woes - all just a memory.
"And it came to pass that, when all hope was lost, there came forth, riding upon white horses. the gallant armies of Ahritee. (Some did favour black steeds). Men and women of renown they were. Around the fires (for of electricity there was none) ballads were sung of their deeds of valour, their honour and purity of heart. And they were cunning in all matters of government. And behold, all that ailed the people of the beloved land, they did heal with mighty slogans and words of great wisdom. And their honest allies, they of the red apparel, and the Atermites joined hands with them. And there was joyous dancing in the streets and jubilant shouting from rooftops (for many new rooftops they built with great skill and cunning workmanship).
And Bafana bore home in triumph the trophy of world football."
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