I want to distract South Africans from our recent / current troubles. Also to reassure the 'Whatabout' crowd that we are not the only earthlings burning our country about our ears.
The Mann Enterprise for Resolving Dire Emergencies (MERDE) unearthed a fascinating Twitter exchange between government officials in Kakistan. Here's the thread:
@A: Big trouble in Kazedan Province. Burning, rioting, looting. Send army.
@B: LOL. It's not a war.
@A: People will get hurt, maybe die.
@B: People get hurt roller skating. People die choking on fishbones. LMFAO.
@A: This is serious.
@B: So is the locust plague. War is defined as:
a state of armed conflict between different countries or different groups within a country.
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A week later
@A: Told you
@B: Still not a war. Anyway we lost only half the province. And a few years. And some smart-alec investors.
@A: This was an insurrection
@B: An insurrection is defined as:
a violent uprising against an authority or government
@A: WTF!
we can't afford to give up as to our country and its hourly shannigans but i do understand and sympathise as to why we do sometimes want to throw out hands up in defeat...., but the scuffle must continue
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