As we stumble and scuffle our way to 2023:
A famous statesman named Zuma
Had a helluva sense of humour
Around him swirled scandal and rumour
But he didn't care and turned not a hair
As he answered 'heh, heh, heh, heh.
A prominent SG named Ace
Was booted out of his place
He's vanished from sight
And try as he might
He just can't get back in the race
A president named Ramaphosa
Allegedly did up a sofa
The country went nuts
With yohs, ifs and buts
And some said he was mafiosa
There was a young lady named Dudu
Who handled Twitter like voodoo
Some were enraged and with insults engaged
But you might as well cuss at a kudu
A minister named Mbalula
Who couldn't have thought himself cooler
While the roads went to hell
The railroad as well
And ghost workers chowed up the moolah
A minister named Sisulu
Waba nenkinga enkulu
She sought the solution
In a palace revolution
But lacked a strong constitution
A certain minister, Cele
Like smoking hot pele pele
Chased down smokers and dop
Gave surfers the chop
But real criminals: Oh, what a flop
There was a grootman named Gwede
Who said: "Green energy, merde!"
Give me karpowerships
Load up coal to the tips
And I'll light us from here to Cape Verde
A minister greatly inspired
A monument mighty desired
But the people went mad
It turned ugly and bad
As they yelled: "Of your k..k we are tired"
A minister startled the Swiss
And drove them into a fever
She flew over Paris
Gave their country a miss
Yet somehow touched down in Geneva
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