It's The Most, Most Bizarre Time Of The Year

To the tune of It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year

It's the most, most bizarre  time of the year
With all parties yelling
And everyone telling you it's a nightmare
It's the most, most bizarre time of the year

It's the bat-battiest season of all
With the cash in the sofas and so frantic meetings
When everyone's in on the brawl
It's the bat-battiest season of all

EFF will be toasting
The president's roasting
And RET'll put on a show 
There'll be scary spy stories
And tales of the glories of
Presidents long, long ago

It's the most, most bizarre time of the year
There'll be much mgodoying 
And eyes will be glowing
When first prize is near
It's the most, most bizarre time of the year

There'll be enemies gloating
And buffoons showboating 
And everything vile on show
There'll be hairy old stories
And tales of the glories of
The Party of long, long ago

It's the most, most bizarre time of the year
There'll be much, much mud throwing
And hearts will be glowing
When victory is near
It's a weird ghastly time
Yes the most, most bizarre time
Oh a strange,  unnatural  time
Of the year

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