Prayer of a minister at the parliamentary inquiry into the Bester fiasco.
To the tune of 'Simply The Best'.
I need help, I need help, my butt's on fire
Come quickly, come quickly
It's getting wild
When you come to me
Come with answers that I need
Help me explain that it's not what it seems
Speak a language of law like I know what it means
Mmm, it's gone so wrong
Help me up and make me strong
It's simply a mess
Bigger than any mess
Any mess I've ever been in
I'm stuck from the start
Counting every word I say
They'll tear us apart
Wish I'd rather stayed in bed
So Bester 'jumped' but we got him again
There's so much between that's hard to explain
Oh, it's so tough to be in this chair
I would much rather be anywhere
It's simply a mess
Hotter than any mess
Any mess I've ever been in
Ooh, the thump of my heart
I'm dreading every word they say
They'll tear us apart
Wish I'd rather stayed in bed
Each time they address me I start losing control
They're kicking my butt and they're shredding my soul
Feeling so skaam, wish they'd leave me alone
Oh, I just want to go
Ooh, it's simply a mess
Bigger than all the rest
Bigger than any mess
Any mess I've ever made
Ooh, I'm sick to my soul
I'm dreading every word they say
They've torn us apart
We might just as well be dead
It's a mess
Ooh, Bester was slick
Slicker than anyone
Anyone we've ever caught
Ooh, he made us look dumb
Sitting here sucking my thumb
They've torn us apart
Wish I'd stayed in bed instead
It's a mess!
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