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Dear fellow South Africans. 

I have been thinking seriously about who to vote for in 2024. 

There is that party whose 'walking, killing machine' of a revolutionary leader struggled to kill a tethered cow. Of them the less said the better.

I want to correct the misconception that the ANC has been useless. Lest we forget here are some of the magnificent achievements of the liberation movement in recent times:

Who gave us the wonderful concept of smallanyana skeletons?  Sometimes in my dreams I see the little fellows doing a merry, Zuma - style jig in a cavernous cupboard.

 Medicine carried by head all the way from Russia - who else could have dreamt up such a brilliant concept? No freight cost, no problems with bureaucracy, no chance of those precious medicines being spoilt. 

Edison never made as dramatic a breakthrough as did our electricity minister. 'A reliable supply of electricity will ultimately lead to the end of load shedding'. Not a lightbulb moment but a lightning bolt moment.

 No other party, not even the imaginative EFF, could have unveiled the intuitively innovative idea of tackling those spirits from the Anglo-Boer war, that are the cause of all our problems. What  serendipity.

Kudos to the party that first gave fokol to the people of South Africa then went International, loading a Russian ship with the same precious product. Come 2024, I should think there will be lots of fokol on offer. Judging by their achievements and contributions, they've been stockpiling the stuff.

Mister Cele's crime-fighting formula will be discussed and debated at police conferences around the globe for years to come.  PG = CG squared, i.e. population growth equals crime growth multiplied. One can already see the benefits of this discovery in our grim battle against crime. 

And of course there's the fraud, corruption, conspiracy, violence and assassinations  that not even the best Netflix series could provide. 

Who would not vote for this party?

They have certainly liberated me from any and all Illusions that I may have had about liberation movements that become governments. I have also been liberated from any notions that I had that politicians could have motives nobler than greed and the acquisition of power and loot. 

Of course, with that sterling record, what

intelligent person would not want to vote for the heroes of the Movement?

An excerpt from an earlier post, 'Gone Too Far,  Too Far, sung to the tune of 'Que Sera, Sera'. (https://thescuffle.blogspot.com/2022/09/gone-too-far-too-far-tune-of-que-sera.html)

Now as the learned lawyer said,

Everything's effed up toe to the head. 

My buddies ask me: "Is there some hope?"

I tell them patiently:

Corruption trip B E.

We're  stuck with the ANC.

The future's catastrophe,

With the ANC. 

So bizarre, bizarre.

 Gone too far too far.

You've got to be asleep not to see the unique qualities of this unique political party.

Yours in the struggle for some real representation.

Richard 

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