Sick of politics? Some nice, relevant nursery rhymes to lull you to sleep.
Old MacBison Had A Farm
Yoh, yoh, yoh, yoh, yoh
And on that farm he had some buck
Yoh, yoh, yoh, yoh, yoh
With a ten note here and a C note there
Here a buck there a buck
Everywhere a buck
Old MacBison had a farm
Parliament Is Burning Down
Parliament is burning down
Burning down, burning down
Parliament is burning down
My Good Lady
Put the sprinklers on again
On again, on again
Put the sprinklers on again
My Good Lady
Baba, Baba, Have You Any Bull?
Baba, Baba, have you any bull?
Yebo, yebo a whole kraal full,
Some for my family,
Some for my friends
And lots for the gullible
Who live in the land
Twinkle, Twinkle Lights So Blue
Twinkle, twinkle lights so blue
Wonder where you're racing to
Relax, you've effed up all the best
Time enough to do the rest
Twinkle, twinkle lights so blue
Petrol prices don't faze you
Up above the rest so high
Who says dodos cannot fly?
I'm A Big Minister
I'm a big minister
See my hat
Criminals quake when they see me pout
When I get steamed up
Hear me shout
"Shut up, shut up
Throw him out!"
Here We Go Round The Same Old Bush
Here we go round the same old bush
Crooks and clowns
Fat in the tush
Here we go round the same old bush
Every Mzansi morning
This is the way we ruin our land
Crooks and clowns
A merry, fat band
This is the way we lost our land
Sleeping every morning
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