Parliament Is Burning Down, Old MacBison And Other Favourites

Sick of politics? Some nice, relevant nursery rhymes to lull you to sleep.

Old MacBison Had A Farm

Old MacBison had a farm

Yoh, yoh, yoh, yoh, yoh

And on that farm he had some buck

Yoh, yoh, yoh, yoh, yoh

With a ten note here and a C note there

Here a buck there a buck

Everywhere a buck

Old MacBison had a farm

Parliament Is Burning Down 

Parliament is burning down 

Burning down, burning down

Parliament is burning down 

My Good Lady

Put the sprinklers on again 

On again, on again

Put the sprinklers on again 

My Good Lady 

Baba, Baba, Have You Any Bull?

Baba, Baba, have you any bull?

Yebo, yebo a whole kraal full,

Some for my family,

Some for my friends

And lots for the gullible

Who live in the land

Twinkle, Twinkle Lights So Blue

Twinkle, twinkle lights so blue

Wonder where you're racing to

Relax, you've effed up all the best 

Time enough to do the rest

Twinkle, twinkle lights so blue 

Petrol prices don't faze you

Up above the rest so high

Who says dodos cannot fly?

I'm A Big Minister

I'm a big minister 

See my hat

Criminals quake when they see me pout

When I get steamed up

Hear me shout

"Shut up, shut up

Throw him out!"

Here We Go Round The Same Old Bush

Here we go round the same old bush

Crooks and clowns

Fat in the tush

Here we go round the same old bush 

Every Mzansi morning

This is the way we ruin our land

Crooks and clowns

A merry, fat band

This is the way we lost our land

Sleeping every morning 

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