More South African Nursery Rhymes

 More relevant, revolutionary nursery rhymes:

Mary Had A Little Lamb

Mary had a little lamb

She thought it tasted swell

She did a dozen cows as well

From friends she had in town

And a hundred cans of soda

To wash the whole lot down

Humpty Dumpty

Humpty Dumpty sits on the wall

With taxes and tenders having a ball

Humpty you're overdue for a fall

And all the horse dung and all the bull

Will never put you together again

Hey Diddle, Diddle

Hey diddle diddle

Someone did a fiddle

At a bank of ill repute

A whole bunch of folks joined in the fun

And some cats ran away with the loot

Little Jack Cadre 

Little Jack Cadre

Said "Aikhona,

I need some tender pie"

He put out his thumb

Lifted a plum

And said "How clever am I"

Jingle Bells 

Dashing to and fro

Bodyguards in tow

O'er the land we go

Gabbling all the way

Jingle bells, jingle bells, bulldust all the way

Oh, what fun it is

To run a country to the ground

Hickory Dickory Dock

Hickory, dickory, dock

We're running out of time

When the clock strikes one

My friends we're done

Hickory, dickory dock

Hickory, dickory, dock

The mice run down the clock

The rest of us watch

And all we do

Is shout 'Ag, nee, f..k'.

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