Bloodymir Putin

 Dear Mr Putin

Inspired by our foreign minister's bold statement about helping ease tensions in Ukraine, I decided to add my two roubles' worth. Before the rouble falls further. 

I notice that the international media make no mention of our sterling efforts. Typical of the EAMC media (European and American Monopoly Controlled). 

A friend calls you Bloodymir Putin. 

So you set in motion an episode of murder and destruction, euphemistically called 'war', 'occupation' etc.  That's  no reason, I told him,  to be rude and insulting. After all, you are a leader on the global stage. One with vision. A sick, warped vision, to be sure. Still a vision.

Some say, Mr Putin, that you were put out by the notion of having NATO playing camping in your backyard. Others aver that your nocturnal emissions are all about resurrecting the glorious Soviet Union. One understands your nostalgia for convivial bread queues, jovial secret police and the comforts of Black Sea dachas for deserving comrades.

You have done what any reasonable megalomaniac would do. Slaughter hundreds or thousands of men, women and children while tearing a sovereign country apart.

Your propaganda needs work. (You should  talk to our guys). 

'Genocide and nazism'? Which only you are privy to? From a president with Jewish roots?And after years of tolerating 'genocide and nazism', I imagine you one day woke to hear a voice say: "Arise Vlad. Kill, destroy." (I know that you Chosen Ones tend to hear voices). You have no intention of occupying or compelling by force, you said. Okay, that clearly explains the some 190 000 troops, armour, explosions and killings. 

You will be pleased to know that you have some diehard supporters in SA, regardless of what you do. Even if you quartered their grandmothers, they would still support you. Who can argue with that Russian charisma, unassailable logic and a history of glorious advances in the spheres of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

I believe that what you really need is a good analyst. I recommend Dr von Schollenhofen von Eltern unter den Tannenbàumen. He helped me enormously with Post Traumatic South African Stress Disorder. He can help you with what ails you. Maybe.

Yours in the nostalgia for past glories, blood and fire.

Richard 

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