Spasibo, Loyal Comrades

 Dear Comrades in South Africa

Zdravstvuyte. 

In this historic hour, I, Mikhail Donorovsky, send revolutionary greetings.

I know that many of you stand with us and the oppressed peoples of the world. 

You are aware of our   peace mission to Ukraine, with our usual entourage of 190 000 soldiers, some armour and planes for the odd, symbolic fly-past. The purpose was to reassure Russian patriots suffering under the Nazi jackboot of heroin-addicted politicians that we stand with them in their hour of horrific suffering.  Inevitably, Western warmongers and their media running dogs twisted our peace initiative into a gross invasion narrative. We believe that the

crack-smoking, swastika waving criminals shelled their own cities in a typically provocative, defamatory ploy. 

We know that you South African comrades see through such CIA-inspired ruses.

One day soon, God willing, the Soviet giant will rise again from slumber.  Sorry, I forgot momentarily that we don't believe in Comrade God. Comrade Vlad willing. 

On that note, there were some  beastly myths and lies spread abroad by the diseased, decadent western propaganda machinery about the glorious Union. One was that citizens were not allowed to leave. Of course they were. But any citizens desiring to leave the socialist paradise for the brothels and drug dens of the West were clearly not in their right minds. We did what any caring government would do. We sent them into rehabilitation for their own safety. Pravda, in those days, was full of letters of gratitude from rehabilitated citizens.

There was also the lie about the party elite living in luxury while citizens suffered. You know that, like your own party,  we drive (fully armoured) Mercedes Benzes for the people. We drink vodka with their lips. 

There are no depths of decadence, depravity and deceit to which the enemies of the revolution will not stoop. Spasibo for clear-eyed, clear-headed comrades like you.

We are thankful for your unwavering support and loyalty in these difficult times.

Yours in the revolutionary struggle.

Misha

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