Monday, 10 May 2021

Ace In The Hole

 Dear Fellow South Africans 


I have formed an organisation called Defence of Ace (DA). Our first act is to  clearly prove and show that if anyone should apologise, it is the dark, or rather, pale forces of White Monopoly Capital.

Applying the sort of rational, unemotional approach that a philosopher such as Dr Ace might use, we put the following to you.

Were it not for apartheid and all its attendant evils, we would not be in this somewhat awkward position. In fact, the formation of the ANC would not have been necessary. One could terminate this argument right here. We have exposed the heart of darkness.

However, as the serpent still slithers in our midst (and we need to meet the required number of words for this letter), let us delve deeper.

Our theory, based on various clues not immediately evident to the untrained eye, is as follows. The so-called counter-suspension letter was a devilishly clever forgery. We quote:

"I have also, in accordance with the powers vested in me as the secretary-general of the ANC, and furthermore, in full compliance with the relevant conference resolutions summarily, suspended the president of the ANC, Comrade Cyril Ramaphosa (sic)," 

Below is what we believe Dr Ace actually wrote. Note the similarities. So easy for a cunning forger to produce the counterfeit above.

'I have also, in accordance with the responsibility vested in me as the secretary general of the ANC, and furthermore, in full compliance with the relevant conference resolutions, summarily suspended all my activities, deferring to the president of the ANC, Comrade Cyril Ramaphosa.'

Dear fellow South Africans, the Stellenbosch Mafia and others may underestimate our intelligence and vigilance. Study the suspected forgery above. Dr Ace would never use the word 'sic'. Just one of several clues. 

We therefore say: de Klerk, Rupert and the rest, we await your apology.

Yours in the struggle for justice, truth and other good stuff.

Richard 



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