Thursday 6 May 2021

Dr Ace's Catch 2021

 Dear Dr Ace


I know you to be a philosopher (honorary turkey..., sorry, Turkish university degree).

Brilliant that you now show us another dimension. What a sense of humour. Reminds me of Major Major Major Major in 'Catch 22'. I suppose we could call this particular satire / comedy Catch 2021. 'Suspense rises as suspended Secretary General suspends president.'

I'm sure we'll be seeing more of this sort of thing as soccer and rugby players fish red cards out of their back pockets. Of course, we need a Catch 22 - type rule to manage suspensions. I suggest the following:

"Any Secretary General of the ANC may lawfully suspend any other member, passerby or likely looking candidate, unless said SG has himself / herself been suspended, in which case the suspension letter must be backdated and accompanied by a picture of the suspender with a copy of the day's newspaper. 

Catch 2021

When a counter-suspension has been issued, the validity of both the initial suspension and the counter-suspension shall be debated and / or decided at an NEC meeting, followed by various other meetings to be decided upon at said NEC meeting. Marches, threats, hysterical outcries and unintelligible statements may form an organic part of the process but will not be taken into account in arriving at a decision. Unless one or both parties decide otherwise.

There, sir, I'm sure that clears it up.

The best form of defence is attack. You have done so brilliantly and with great humour. Better to go out doubled up with laughter. Well done sir.

Yours in the struggle for fresh, original humour.

Richard



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