Angels. Demons and the Mother of Conspiracies

Dear Fellow South Africans 

It troubles me that we are such a divided people. Scouring social media for wisdom, enlightenment and other stuff, one stumbles upon chasms of disagreement and hostility.

Dr Ace, Mr Zuma and other worthies are painted as angels by one group, demons by another. In the age of big-brother technology and investigative journalism, surely we must have evidence one way or the other. 

This puts me in mind of the pro-vaccination / no- vaccination split. On that note, vaccines may play a part in the mother-of-conspiracies I am about to unveil. After the jab, I was overcome by an unaccustomed surge of hostile feelings towards both gentlemen. Fortunately, I knew well enough to chant 'umShini wami' until I entered a trance-like state of serenity.

To the heart of the matter. Applying the sort of superior logic made famous by the EFF. When people differ so violently against a backdrop of mountains of information, something else is afoot (or in an SUV). MERDE (Mann Establishment for Resolving Dire Emergencies) can now reveal that a fourth force is at play. We face a threat greater than swart gevaar (All Blacks rugby), wit gevaar (Rupert and friends) or any other gevaar. We at MERDE will not be caught napping, unlike the politicians and security clusters of certain countries (not ours, of course). We are on the scent, noses to the ground, stench notwithstanding.

All will be revealed at the same time that the full story of the instigators of insurrection is told. Suffice it to say that a bizarre, sinister plot, involving clones of our saintly heroes has been in operation. It's the clones that solicited and took bribes, frolicked with foreign vegetarians and indulged in other murky adventures. All this, while our heroes wrestled valiantly with cares of state and the welfare of the people (you and me, dear reader). It is thanks to their sterling efforts that we are where we are. Now there's a statement neither camp can disagree with.

This mother of conspiracies was partly revealed in Attack Of The Clones : https://thescuffle.blogspot.com/2020/05/attack-of-clones.html

People laughed then, as they did at Pythagoras, or some other Greek bloke who posited that the earth is round. Until the first ships dropped over the top. 

Who is behind this? Shadowy organizations and shady individuals. Foreign powers. Think of the riches beneath and above the earth in our country. Coveted by greedy imperialists. Think of the valuable deposits of guano, produced daily by our politicians. Mr Zuma hinted more than once at the dark deeds of legions of spies, domestic and foreign. I was unable to sleep for a week, after his first Zondo Commission appearance.

In the fullness of time, MERDE will reveal all.

Till then, yours in the struggle against fourth force conspirators.

Richard 

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