Dear ANC
You never disappoint. I've been concerned that you may not be able to top 'smallanyana skeletons', ruling till Jesus returns and other unforgettable, immortal quotes.
But you have again reminded us never to underestimate your genius for the truly bizarre. Apartheid runs amok through the land, burning buildings, stuffing up everything that can be stuffed up. And even some things that, in a normal world, cannot be stuffed up with the best will.
You have topped all of that. Not even swart gevaar of days gone by could set people on a tremble like the prospect of losing student grants and social grants. Bravo! Perhaps we learned this brilliant electioneering tactic from our maste..., pardon, friends in Moscow. Or are we at the exalted place where we could teach them a thing or two? In addition, that is, to training them in the use of the nighttime fokol that we loaded onto their ship.
I believe that you need to turn up the volume on threats, sorry, warnings of this kind. For always at my back I hear, the polling day approaching near. Apologies to T S Eliot.
You really need to work this apartheid thing. You've got to get it to the sinister, scary heights of the White Walkers legend in Game of Thrones. I don't want to be rude, but given your, er, dismal, comical performance in government, what else can you take to the voters?
A friend called it dirty, dishonest, fear-mongering electioneering. (So serious, my 'clever black' and 'colonial clerk' friends). I would not go that far. It's pit toilet grade stuff but there are those who would drink sulphuric acid if the Great Leaders called it kool aid. This is as brilliant as anything vomit..., sorry, churned out by great strategists like Stalin and the North Korean bloke with the Afrikaans name - Jong something.
Viva ANC. Viva!
Yours in the struggle to renew the great Liberation Movement.
Richard
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