A genial fellow named Julius
Was apoplectic and furious
His shutdown was bunkum
The PR was hokum
So he yelled out: "I've got your scrotum!"
The minister of Electricity
A genius of some eccentricity
Made a Sherlock Holmes - like deduction
To nation wide acclamation
Our problem is tech, not corruption
An ANC politician
A consummate, master tactician
Like a Shakespeare cloned
He boldly intoned
We will leave no turn unstoned
At the hospital in Tembisa
They try very hard to please ya
No hospital gown
Dressing up like a clown
With skinny jeans you'll be down
In Africa, south of the border
Reigned chaos, crime and disorder
The leadership said "Drink your gin and your beer
There's nothing to fear
As long as the ANC's near
Renowned for our innovation
And a passion for education
When of a school we tire
We just set it on fire
Amid dancing and much jubilation
Our cricket and rugby is fine
With soccer we need help divine
In others we do fairly well
Our top sport, truth to tell:
Is looting, in which we excel
A jovial fellow named Zuma
Was dreadfully ill went the rumour
But he belted a tune
Danced from morning till noon
Told the illness "Voetsek, wena, phuma!"
Elon Musk discovered a nexus
"Cars electric won't vex us"
But Eskom's loadshedding
Made him roll up his bedding
And he relocated to Texas
Our parties in opposition
To save SA is their mission
But when it comes to the crunch
Government has them for lunch
As substantial as an apparition
PresIdent Vladimir Putin
To South Africa rode an Ilyushin
"Arrest him", some cried
But they'd rather have died
For this comrade they're solidly rootin'
A criminal called Thabo Beater
In his prison cell held a fiesta
Then he burned down the cell
A dead body as well
And to Sandton he went post-siesta
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