Thursday, 30 March 2023

More South African Limericks

 A genial fellow named Julius

Was apoplectic and furious

His shutdown was bunkum
The PR was hokum
So he yelled out: "I've got your scrotum!"

The minister of Electricity 
A genius of some eccentricity 
Made a Sherlock Holmes - like deduction 
To nation wide acclamation 
Our problem is tech, not corruption

An ANC politician
A consummate, master tactician
Like a Shakespeare cloned 
He boldly intoned
We will leave no turn unstoned

At the hospital in Tembisa 
They try very hard to please ya
No hospital gown
Dressing up like a clown 
With skinny jeans you'll be down 

In Africa, south of the border
Reigned chaos, crime and disorder 
The  leadership said "Drink your gin and your beer
There's nothing to fear
As long as the  ANC's near

Renowned for our innovation
And a passion for education
When of a school we tire
We just set it on fire
Amid dancing and much jubilation 

Our cricket and rugby is fine
With soccer we need help divine
In others we do fairly well
Our top sport, truth to tell:
Is looting, in which we excel

A jovial fellow named Zuma
Was dreadfully ill went the rumour
But he belted a tune
Danced from morning till noon
Told the illness "Voetsek, wena, phuma!"

Elon Musk discovered a nexus
"Cars electric won't vex us"
But Eskom's loadshedding 
Made him roll up his bedding 
And he relocated to Texas

Our parties in opposition 
To save SA is their mission 
But when it comes to the crunch
Government has them for lunch
As substantial as an apparition 

PresIdent Vladimir Putin 
To South Africa rode an Ilyushin
"Arrest him", some cried
But they'd rather have died
For this comrade they're solidly rootin'

A criminal called Thabo Beater
In his prison cell held a fiesta
Then he burned down the cell 
A dead body as well 
And to Sandton he went post-siesta
 
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