I voted for you in the last election. My vote was discounted on
the flimsy justification that I am South African. Damned Democrats. I wear
American clothes, eat KFC, use American Express and drink Starbucks coffee (in
great quantities). I am going to try an online vote this time and we hope to
carry you into the house as the comrades carried Tony Yengeni into the other
house.
Be that as it may. I read some years ago that you and Ms Zille may be
addicted to / enslaved by Twitter ('verslaaf' was the Afrikaans word used). As
one who keeps himself pure and aloof from the fleshly temptations of the
cyberworld, I offer this. I have long suspected that Twitter and other social
media are the infernal tools of the enemy of mankind. One hears of such sinister
things as trolls, bots and 'Twitter gaol'. What next? Twitter executions?
Sir, I
have noticed that your ran...sorry....tweets have become increasingly numerous
and, er, weighty. I fear that World War Three may be triggered by Twitter
activity. Perhaps even fought on Twitter. You seem to be making strides in that
direction. Ms Zille, in contrast, has been relatively restrained of late, I
think. It may be that she has been taking the cure I am about to offer you.
If
you can see your way clear to a sponsored visit, I can offer you a case of
quality mampoer. It's been known to awake people from a deep coma. Some rooibos,
videos of famous Springbok rugby victories (the Bafana video went missing) and a
five minute video entitled 'Wise Words Of South African Politicians' complete
the cure. A pleasant, painless rehabilitation programme.
A White House tour and
a brief chat on foreign policy (walling techniques etc.) will be adequate
compensation.
Yours in the struggle against human trafficking.
Richard
No comments:
Post a Comment