The ANC once spoke of decent jobs for South Africans. I think I have identified where such jobs may be found. According to a news report, about R17 million has been paid to suspended government officials, while they relax at home. It doesn't get much more decent than that.
I am well qualified as I have extensive experience of relaxing at home. Or any other place that I might be required to relax. Some of our heroes have apparently been in this suspended state for more than sixty days. While that's a tough proposition, I am nothing if not persistent and can even kick out for the shores of 365 days. Lockdown has merely enhanced my skills in this discipline. I am willing to relocate anywhere except the Eastern Cape. Apparently the lingering effects of apartheid are most keenly felt there. I have had my unfair share of that particular experiment.
Incidentally, I have no objection to indecent jobs also, provided they pay well and involve fun activities.
I also read once of some city employees who worked twice a week. Something to do with problems with the building. I assume that the building was okay on, say, Tuesdays and Wednesdays. No telling with modern architecture. That sort of job would come in a close second for me. I'm all for work / life balance. The five day work week is vastly overrated anyway.
Should you find a suitable position for me, I plan to apply for paid suspension within the first month. No point in procrastinating. Of course, I trust that the suspension budget is still chubby and healthy.
My CV is attached. Please do not keep me in suspense.
Yours in the struggle for an honest wage.
Richard
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