Unlike tobacco and alcohol (note to Mr Cele and Ms Dlamini-Zuma), this book will have a positive effect on rampant crime - and other bad stuff.
Has been known to alleviate acne, bad breath and erectile dysfunction - taken with appropriate herbal remedies, of course.
Distills the wisdom of the ages (the ages between one and four).
Costs only four dollars US (previously Zim). About half goes to Charity - for the loan I took from her last year.
I need to sell only 999 999 more books to get to a million.
Wait, there's more.....
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